Me: I’m craving Funyuns and Chinese food today? So random. What the hell is wrong with me?
Coworker: I think you should get some.
Me: Never. I’m going to eat my cantaloupe and be a good girl
*One heated work conversation later and this was sitting on my desk.*
Living proof you should never piss off your coworkers.
Most likely an overshare, but I just could not keep this little gem of a story to myself.
Nurse: Mr. Chris *pats leg* its time to wake up.
Nurse: Mr. Chris sit up and let Ms. Melody get your shirt on you.
Chris: *sits up slowly, opens his eyes, and goofily smiles*
Nurse: *smiles at me* He probably won’t remember any of this in a couple hours..
Me: Baaybee? I’m gonna take this gown off now and put your shirt on you, ok?
Chris: *frowns* NO…..Take off my pants.
*Nurse and I look at each other confusedly*
Me: uum… whats wrong hon? Does something hurt?
Chris: Nope…. take ‘em off. *closes his eyes…. sways… smiles really big… and then grabs my crotch*
*looks at nurse*
I CANNOT WAIT to tell him when he wakes up. He’s gonna be mortified.